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Ross

An absolute arse. Don't trust a Ross for he is a prick. Ross's tend to like getting smashed and forgetting everything.

Person 1: Do you remember last night?
Person 2: No I was as smashed as a Ross.

by WizardSilver November 10, 2018

Ross

We were on a break

Rachel: you slept with another woman
Ross: we were on a break

by Woopwoop July 30, 2018

Ross

Ross is a dashingly handsome man with bright blue eyes that would make a women fall in love. He is always trying to make people laugh. He has many friends and is usually quite nice. Ross is good at football and other sports. He is also very smart and good at writing and math.

Hey wanna hang tonight?
No I have to do work sorry man.
You're such a Ross!

by Haily Nobble April 18, 2017

ross

A smexy mother trucker who is always a beast and gets da ladies unlike Camerons, he also is a beast at video games... he watches ur parents on dat pole at night... usually best friends with people called Ben Dover

Hello Sexy Ross, how ya doing? Catching dem chicks I see.

by HaDoiiii October 21, 2017

Rossed

When a man's wife "comes out of the closet" as a lesbian and divorces her husband; like what happened to Ross on Friends.

Did you hear about Sally? She totally Rossed her husband. She came out of the closet and wants a divorce so she can live with her girlfriend.

by "Rossed" in OC September 02, 2008

Ross

A poetic, socially critical, cynical hominid intellectual, with an insatiable appetite for alcohol, women marijuana, psilocybin mushrooms and an unfathomable contempt for authority as well as other cultural institutions. He is typically an Alpha male loner, with no need for a pack. He maybe be considered a shaman by some and by others a schizophrenic with tourette's syndrome.

Somehow Ross got that woman into him with is intelligent banter about social structure.

Ross left with the woman after they finished their beers to go smoke blunts and eat shrooms.

by DonJaun Delanouche February 02, 2010

ross

To pull a ross is to make an excuse on why you cant hand in your homework and usually revolves around "i cant find my book" or "its on my computer"

Teacher: okay class , time to hand in your homework
Billy: OH SHIT! I was too busy commenting on sasha's bebo to do it! im in the shit now!
Tom: dude, just pull a ross
BillY: GREAT IDEA

by RKruler April 29, 2009