A fork of Rural Dictionary
d
I mean, what the fuck did you expect?
person 1: hello!
person 2: d
person 1: fuck off
An emoticon that conveys deep and extreme distress. This is obvious when you look at it and see how freakin' sad it looks.
Can only be used in the immediate aftermath of or during someone sleeping with your wife.
You: Hey, what are you doing?
Upsetting man: Oh, sleeping with your wife.
You: D:
dine and dash or dine and ditch. To eat at a restaurant and then leave without paying.
Dude, forget paying. Let's do a d and d and buy some more beer before the liquor store closes.
/d/ is the /b/ of hentai: You come in expecting a goldmine, you come out with your eyes so thoroughly raped you wouldn't be able to see a goldmine no matter where it was. Or you'll enjoy it and come out a sick fuck.
"I just went to /d/ today, and I think it's fine."
"GET AWAY FROM ME, YOU SICK FUCK."