A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a girl is giving you head and you nut without telling her causing her to spit with force and the jizz hits you.
I was getting head and the slut full out turned into a angry alpaca
The smartest people in the world so they always get a big thumbs up.
Me: I am one of the many alpaca lovers.
My mother: wth
When you cum on her back, shave your head, throw your shavings on the cum, then spit.
If you alpaca blanket again, I’m leaving.
Are you cold? I can give you an alpaca blanket?
Cuz I wanna get some photos of said lovely furry critters!
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
Alpaca!
Alpaca, who?
Alpaca camera to the llama farm!
September 10 national alpaca day
Now say happy alpaca day to hyunjin
Two Monroe piercings right beside each other.
Like the spider bite, but on the top lip.
"Have you ever seen anyone with Alpaca bites?" -Pat
"Yeah, those are kind of like spider bites, right?" -EhmihLee
"Yeah, just on the top lip." -Pat
When someone spits in the face of a person before punching them.
Bro, you should have seen the bar fight I just witnessed. He pulled the old alpaca punch and he hit the floor!