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Bald martin Is the Literal God, Some might say the Ultimate God (and there right)
He is usually bullied and tortured By his Step Son MORGZ
And is married to A DUMBASSED WHORE BIG JILL
He's famous for the magical Dish, Beans and burgers, Only he can make it... and if you Eat his dish you become blessed and get one wish granted

HEs Literal god

Bald martin

YESSSSSSSSSSSS

A term that denotes a person who is infatuated with Ninjago, obsessed with a Roblox game called "Saber Showdown", and is also bald.

esp. someone who suffers from chronic and compulsive halfswinging.

"damn stop halfswinging u bald bep"

"the gamedev is such a bald bep"

Jesus in human form. Married a nonce.

Bald Martin is our saviour

see Skullet

A person who is balding but maintains long luscious locks (mullet) at the back has both an almost entirely bald head and simultaneously, a mullet is said to have a Bald Mullet which is also known as a Skullet.

Sssniperwolf's bestie, a character in Dhar Mann's youtube videos

"HA HA BALD BETH WHERES YOUR HAIR HA HA"
"you're not even a real gamer"
"i can't believe nobody guessed you were the imposter"
*gives ps5*

The common British offense used by younger males to offend others.

Go suck your bald nan.

A completely shaved cock n’ balls.

She got a little mouthy so I slapped the bad bishop around on her checks a few times.

She loves to worship with the bald bishop.

My bald Bishop was hanging out my gym shorts during that set.