A fork of Rural Dictionary
n.
Bling, Also Known as "Heavy Shit", "Gold",
Cheap, Tacky, "Real Gold, init", Jewelery worn by
townies. The Best outlet for this trendy plastic crap is your local market or for those living larger towns your local Argos. When Buying bling always remeber to use money that was aquired by either: Prostitution, Dealing or Robbing a Year 1 of his/her Dinner money, Otherwise your sale will be rejected.
"I juus' bor' dis well gud bling, bruv,init."
"Ahhh Mate Respect."
"It cos' me five eighy."
"Bruv that is Well 'sensive"
"yeah, me bitch wuz on da game fur munfs"
"Safe!"
Another name for male private parts, and to specifically push them towards the back of the body when flashing a bare ass.
"He was so drunk that he flashed a Bling Bling to the crowd"
Flashy jewelry, usually gold and gaudy. The name derives from the sound made in the video game MARIO BROS. when the character snags a gold coin.
"He wears his bling like a badge of honor."
Wearing flashy and expensive jewelry for god knows fucking what.
Actually bling bling has been around for quite some time. You can go back millenia and it has been found at many archealogical sites.
In post ww2 Hollywood Liz Taylor was a well known whore for flashy extravagent, showy jewlry. Her most famous husband, UK and US actor Richard Burton took up residence in Switzerland, to avoid paying British taxes so his fat whore wife could extract millions of usd or british pounds in bling bling out of the increasingly wet brained, drunken(once fine)actor.
Bling did not originate with Rappers; it started with the flappers of the roaring 20’s.
It was said that Bling or Bling-Bling- is the sound that fake shiny jewelry make compared to that of real jewelry that would make the sound of Cling or Cling-Cling.
20’s expression
Who does she think she is wearing that bling?
Her fake jewelry it’s bling bling not cling cling.