A fork of Rural Dictionary
The name Cronk describes a beautiful and friendly boy. They're really kind and try to make the situation better by telling that everything is gonna be alright :D
Girl: OMG, look at Cronk, he's so cute!
Other Girl: awe, i love him sm :)
Someone, usually a member of senior management, who takes it upon themselves to impart detailed knowledge about various facets of SQL Server ( DB performance analysis, query costs, table optimisation and index creation) which all parties to the conversation know for certain that they have obtained from and are repeating the wisdom of, a proper SQL developer.
Robert spent rather too long on the call Cronk-Parroting the optimisations required to bring speed and inner peace to the users' lives.