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Yeah, I drive a crotch rocket because the fag above me spells it motercycle. Baby penguins are brown.
Crotch Rocket , motorcycles . . usually turbo charged making more HP than most cars (350+ HP at the rear wheel) and weighing 10+ times less than a car and runs ~8 second 1/4 miles and 0-60 in 2.4 seconds . .
yo that crotch rocket is turboed ? ? Shit fuck up them ricers and white trash mother fuckers !!
any motorcycle with two brake disks on the front wheel.
SUZUKI GSXR see gixxer KAWASAKI ZX-R YAMAHA R1 HONDA CBR look closely at the front wheel of a bike; if it has a brake disk on BOTH sides it can be considered a crotchrocket.
Getting crazy jealous! Like for reelz?!?
Don't be getting all crotch rocket for bullshit you don't know about yet!
Crotch Rocket Asshole believes that they own the road (which is directly contrary to Mustang Asshole), and have the fastest bike on the planet. Crotch Rocket Asshole weaves in and out of traffic, ignoring every traffic law that every other citizen has to obey. Crotch Rocket Asshole often pops wheelies in the middle of the street, which (I guess) only impresses Crotch Rocket Asshole’s underage girlfriend. Crotch Rocket asshole is easily identifiable. Besides the obvious bike identification, Crotch Rocket Asshole often wears a gay leather jacket and pants combo that color match their bike, and often has a gay rubber Mohawk attached on top of their helmet. In reality, Crotch Rocket Asshole would never have the balls to sport a REAL mohawk in a million years. Crappy, faded, tribal armband and/or barb wire tattoos often adorn Crotch Rocket Asshole’s arm. Crotch Rocket Asshole often uses their bike as their Facebook or MySpace profile image, in the slim hopes that some desperate female will dig the bike, and ignore the downsides of Crotch Rocket Asshole (namely the fact that the bike is their only means of transportation). One can only hope that Crotch Rocket Asshole gets the shit beat out of them by Harley Rider. See Cigarette Asshole and Lottery Ticket asshole for other possible “asshole” personality combinations.
Stan: "Crotch Rocket Asshole passed me up on the road today doing 90 in a school zone while popping a wheelie" Ted: "I bet you were driving in front of a high school, wern't you?" Stan: "Yeah, how did you know THAT?" Ted: "30-year old Crotch Rocket Asshole was showing off and scamming for babes."
any motorcycle that is not classified as a Harley Davidson.
Set: "Look at that guy on that neon yellow crotch rocket" Lila: "Yeah, he's a hottie"