A fork of Rural Dictionary
A grumpy cunt.
"I can't believe our mate bailed the show and is backing out of paying" "I know, he's being a real cump"
When 20+ men ejaculate inside your asshole, eventually you have to get it out. The act of shitting the loads out is referred to as a "cump", or more specifically: "taking a cump" (a combination of the words "cum" and "dump").
I thought I got everything out last night, but this morning I took the biggest cump of my life!
The act of defecating semen out one's anus after semen was placed there either through a sexual act or scientific exploration.
After my boyfriend planted his seed in my ass, I ran to the toilet and took a fat cump so I didn't get pregnant anally.
Cump Useful for when you want to tell someone they are a cum-dumpster, but they’re just not worth the syllables.
Instead of, “OMG you slept with HIM?! Youare such a damn cumdumpster!” “Fuck’n cump.”