A fork of Rural Dictionary
A day on April 28th, where you tell all your fake friends you don't want to be friends with them, because, their fake.
"Hey Marcus, It's national drop fake friends day so be gone thot"
on April 9th you have the right to fuck any amount of people who say they are your friend
I cant wait to shag my friend Tim, tomorrow its national fuck your friend day
National slap your friends day is on the 4th of November. But you cannot slap friends whose name starts with M,A or C.
Hey Olivia, it’s national slap your friends day !!SLAPP!!
National boy best friend is December 1st.
National boy best friend day is Tomorrow
28 February
National day of kissing your best friend
its the kiss your best friend day ! Go kiss them
The day you put out all the mother fuckin TEA and expose all the WEAK ASS BITCHES you hate
“You said it’s National Fake Ass Friends Day?” *pulls out paper , taps on mic and clears throat*
“GIANNA YOU A FAKE ASS HOE”
The correct day for this event is every day of the year!
Taylor: Guess what day it is?
Katie: Idk what?
Taylor: Bully your short friend day!
Katie: Wait, I thought that was yesterday?!?
Taylor: ITS EVERYDAY GREMLIN!!!