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What's up my Emu Ankle!
It is actually the best beer in the world. Most beers need to be cold, export is far better nice and hot, to get the perfect temperature is simple: place block in boot of car, drive crew to location on a hot day, serve directly from boot. True perfection. One of the rare occasions where cheaper is better, export remains, at certain outlets, $1 a can by the block (stubbies are for poorcuuunts). It has many advantages over other beers:
#1 Refreshing taste
#2 Cheap
#3 You won't look like a posh wanker
#4 Available throughout this golden state
#5 Comes in blocks to share with a mate and the carton has a carry handle!
#6 Esky of ice is not needed
#7 Noone will steal your beer at a party
Good on ya cobbers down at the swan brewery you make me proud every day of every year.
"Hey gorgeous wanna root?"
"Yeah! Your a real man all these guys are obsessed with there imported beers but you just comit the emu export!"
WONDERHOY WONDERHOY!!!!!!
Guys emu otori wonderhoys (real)
emu otori = hatsune miku ColorfulStage project sekai
emu otori: WONDERHOY
everyone: WONDERHOY
Grabbing a can of beer (preferably Emu Export) shotgunning it, then uppercutting the can as hard and high into the air as possible.
Mate, did you see Warren Emu Uppercut that tin out front of the pub the other night ? He fuckin’ sent it !!
1. An emu (see flightless bird) who is feeling particularly sad (see whiny emo)
2. An emu with a sweetass sense of style.
3. An emu who can whail hardcore on a guitar, and cry while singing.
4. Shelby.
"That is an emo emu."