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How come when you think you're going to fart, but you shit, there's a name for that? But when you think your are going to shit, but only fart, what's that called?
It's called a fump according to Tom Segura and Christina Pazsitzky.
I was hoping for more, but it was a fump. In other words it was a fart that failed in it's mission to push out the shit, because as my mother used to say "the farts push the shit out".
Something so pointy, you can get injured so badly if you touch it.
"Hey look at that!"
"No, don't touch it! It may be a fump!"
While a man is sitting on a toilet, taking a shit, while his wife rides him on the toilet.