A fork of Rural Dictionary
Happens when someone with Celiac Disease eats something they shouldn't. Describes the bloated feeling they have, as well as the distended belly.
"Oh, dammit. I just ate something with barley in it. Guess I'll have to deal with a gluten baby before too long"
Someone who overcomes their hate for gluten
Man, Kylee is such a gluten gladiator. She really overcame her hate for gluten
A karen who goes to a restaurant and asks for gluten free options
*ticket machine ringing* Ticket says GF Chef B: Oh fuck you, gluten douche!
A condition where no matter how good the food is, if it doesn't contain gluten it can't be eaten.
Joe and his gluten bias, means I get all of the fried chicken!
Adjective A term given to "anarchists" and liberals who support communism and/or socialism. Therefore the "Putin" The term "gluten" comes from the stereotype surrounding modern liberals, or soyboys and them often preferring gluten-free products and soy milk.
My friend, Keith, got into a rant about how capitlism and Trump is bad and how real communism hasn't been tried yet. He's a real Gluten Putin sometimes