A fork of Rural Dictionary
A projectile or the act of throwing a projectile into anothers groin. Usually used for punishment or laughs
Marc- Did u see eggy cop that groin-monger from adam today? He was so angry Michael- Dont know why........ he doesnt have anything in that area.
The smelly yeast infection found in the groin folds of obese patients.
Oh god that fatties groin cheese reeks
Groin Milk is when you and your partner both put milk in your anal cavities and then put it into each others mouths.
My girlfriend and I had some nice groin milk last night.
The place that hurts really bad if you get kicked in it.
Boi 1: Man, I broke up with my girl and she kicked me in my groin region. Boi 2: That must’ve hurt.
A term used to indicate extreme pleasure with something (it could be practically anything), to the point of that something inducing the grabbing of one's genital area in a reflexive attempt at masturbation. Not necessarily literal. The term was coined by television buffoon Homer Simpson.
Fool: Wow, this Nascar race is groin-grabbingly good!
a.k.a. GSR noun. This is when more often a male shaves his trail, bush, etc, and wears his pants, trunks slung so low that it's clear that he no longer has hair where he ordinarily would. The GSR is most often spotted at the beach on young, body conscious males or in night clubs on males that you know come with a side of chlamydia.
Check out that dude with the Groin Shave Reveal. He has total razor burn.