A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of sucking someone off thru a sun roof
The male partner lays across the sunroof while is partner proceeds to top him off like a thirsty hampster
Someone who gets sexual pleasure out of taping a rodents feet and shoving the person or persons penises up the rodent's anus.
"Your mother was a hampster stuffer."
"At least I don't hampster stuff.."
When you scroll down facebook like a hampster on a wheel. Just going down and down and down glazed over in boredom.
I need to stop hampstering fb and go watch McGuyver.
A female with incredibly bad hygeine and/or is super slutty without shame or fear of disease.
Shes such a hampster bitch, she wanted to know what disease you have before you have sex.
a big, round, booty, that is really flat though. It makes you picture a hampsters booty, because it is round and smooth. Can mainly be found on librarians and large women.
That librarian is such a bitch, her hampster booty grosses me out!
An extremely hairy, unshaven genital area in either a man or a woman.
Person 1: Hey, what do you think about me hooking up with Jennifer tonight at her party?
Person 2: Yeah sure but watch out, she has a Russian Hampster
Person 1: Oh... nevermind