A fork of Rural Dictionary
addison harkness is a player who doesn’t care about anyone but himself. he is also secretly gay.
hey my names addison harkness and i will break your heart.
To Hark the Harold is to masturbate with a very dry poinsettia leaf, which may cause extreme discomfort and Ray Charles's eye death type blindness.
Raymond - Dude, I'm so fucking blind!!! Chuck - I thought you had your diabetes under control. Raymond - I do, but I tried to Hark the Harold and now just feel so incredibly fucking blind!