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derek jeter

a huge gigantic fag that plays for yankees listen to the name closly (yank these)

gay derek jeter

by N barto August 23, 2010

Jeter's an astro

Thin Texas blondes who pursue rich classy black guys for the purposes of making a baby that will grow up to be the next star athlete or entertainer ala New York Yankee shortstop Derek Jeter.

A.K.A. Wall Street for white girls.

Amber is crazy. One minute she's saying the N-word, next thing you know, Jeter's an Astro.

by idiot buster April 20, 2005

jeter chop

a jeter chop is a spontaneous kung fu style strike to any fierce opposition. Sometimes this fatal blow is called simply a jeter and can be used as a verb in everyday life referring to nearly anything. Some believe that a "jeter" is a plague like phenomenon that eventually will lead to the Earth's demise in year 2012.

"yo fam, baby gotta phat azz ona"

"word as bond, girl can jeter chop me whenerva"

"trilla jeter"

by mudbelly666 April 02, 2009

jonkin my jeter

a term used by Philly cats, not new yorkers, to describe something that is totally outrageous, unbelievable, or indescribable.

You gotta be jonkin my jeter?!
Are you jonkin my jeter right now?!

by DJ Ridge and n00bd00dle March 02, 2011

Jonking my jeter

Translates into "kidding me"

Ted: I just bought the new call of duty for 50 bucks!
Tim: Are you jonking my jeter?! I just payed 60

by jeterjonk October 25, 2010

yeeder like derek jeter

a term created by angie; to be said in place of hell yeah or hell yes; yee+ der (like derek jeter)

Yeeder like derek jeter!

by ang.ietp August 05, 2010

Jeter basket

A basket filled with choice items given to one's one-night stands at the conclusion of the evening.

Mariah couldn't wait to show me all the autograph baseballs she received in her Jeter basket.

by Yeah Jeets! August 10, 2022