A fork of Rural Dictionary
Derived from the greek words: Krispy: so clean and flossy. Kreme: lookin' like they have lots of dough. And Gangsta: keepin it real.
someone who keeps it so Krispy, they never wear the same clothes twice. Not only do they keep it real gangsta, but they look real smooth doing it.
I met that dude Joenutz last night, he crossed me as being a Krispy Kreme Gangsta
Noun, when one's penis is so dry and brittle but the ejaculation is surprisingly so fluid and fresh that its described like tasting or taking a krispy kreme donut
"Yo I saw this dope ass hentai, ugly bastard oc, and he had that magnum dong I swear"
"Sounds like he had a krispy kreme kock"
when you're done beating your dick and your hand looks like a freshly glazed krispy kreme donut
"no don't come in the bathroom, i've got krispy kreme donut hand, bro"
When a man and a woman do the naughty dog productions and the man makes Krispy Kreme icing and cakes the donut. Now that the kids are gone, where a man and a woman bounce on each other until the man reaches his moaning period and spunks in or on the pussy.
Oh my god I turned that bitch Beth's pussy into a Krispy Kreme Glazed Donut last night.
The littlest group chat baby
Ugh this gc is such a Krispy Kreme Lit Boobs
A Krispy Kreme is a deviant sexual act in which a person beholding a penis ejaculates around the asshole of another person. The ejaculate is then left to dry, leaving a glazing in between the sweet cheeks of the ejaculatee. Once the glaze has hardened to the desired consistency, the ejaculator (or others) proceed(s) to gobble the Krispy Kreme resembling sphincter.
Person 1 "Thank you for dinner, is there any dessert?",
Person 2 "Yes, here's a Krispy Kreme Dave and I prepared earlier" *Pulling down pants to reveal shiny glazed rectum*.
glazing extremely hard, riding meat
john- you have such amazing hair
jack- dude stop glazing its krispy kreme in here