Country Dictionary

A russian lamp that's obsessed with sonic and Zhongli's fat cheeks. Also used to describe someone that spends money on a gacha game.

Person A: I just spent 300 dollars on genshin! ill finally get zhongli!
Person B: Stop being such a kriss before you have no retirement money left!

kriss is a unique name thats all

and shahar, if you are reading this Kien's eyes is still red

kriss is unique no bully him
nah

The name of a typical fuckboy

A: Is he just playing with me?

B: Oh yeah of course he’s just out there to fuck you.. he’s a Kriss

when a person has been krissed they’ve basically been lied to.

“i thought u liked me”, lady marmalade plays in the background. u just got krissed

When someone tells you something and then tells you that they were joking. They tell you this by saying “you’ve been #krissed”. Then proceed to show you a video oh Kris Jenner dancing.

Person 1: Omg! Did you hear how Facebook is being shut down?
Person 2: What no i didn’t know!
Person 1: LOL jk you’ve been #krissed!

the new rick roll basically saying ''you got krissed'' is how people say ''you got rick rolled'' so getting tricked or pranked which leads to kris jenner's video

anyways

gitchi gitchi ya ya ta daddaaa gitchi gitchi yayaya

''get #krissed bozo''

Old men kissing in a dark bathtub as 3 teenagers watch and take notes.

"YOOOO guess what I just did!!!"
"WHAT?"
"I just did a dirty kriss with my great great grand-dad"

"YOO WHAT YOUR FUCKED UP"