A fork of Rural Dictionary
To do a task quickly before something catastrophic happends
Graham - "We need to clean this shit up chicken louie, cause the pigs aren't eating the bodies"
Steve - "Good idea"
The act in which a male ejaculates in a females nose and the female proceeds to inhale the semen and cough it up as a loogie in the morning.
Stacey woke up this morning and hawked a gooey louie on my pillow.
When your having sex in the missionary position and you tell your girl to open her mouth so you can spit in it and have her swallow it.
My girl loves to swallow my dirty louies.
An expression of extreme displeasure or surprise. Not quite as strong as fuck-a-louie.
"Crap-a-louie!", exclaimed Diane when she spilled her margarita.
It's a White Russian with Cognac, but since it has Cognac it's a White Frenchman. It's a White Frenchman with a secret twist.. coffee, and who drinks coffee? Kings do. So the drink is named "Louie the Fifth", Louie not only refers to the king but also the creator of the drink.
Look, just try this amazing shit:
2 parts Cognac
1 part Kahlua
1 part Coffee
Add milk (1 1/2 parts recommended)
Served on the rocks
Excuse me. May I get a Louie the Fifth? Keep the change.
Excuse me Bartender? May I get a white russian, but with coffee and cognac?... You mean a Louie the Fifth dumbass?
I don't usually drink white russians.. but when I do.. I make a Louie the Fifth
Yo.. Louie the Fifth? with dat coffee shit in there?!?
Have you tried a Louie the Fifth?
Bitch walk up there and get me a Louie the Fifth... FOR FREE.
When one decides that they will take your money for nicotine or alcohol and never get you what you payed for
“I can’t wait to get a posh from him.”
“Oh actually someone told me he’s going to pull a Louie on you.”