Country Dictionary

Munk is a definition for cute person and he is sportlog and spirtlig hun. And also if you have munk in ur friend group ur lucky and call him munk not munk bcs he fucking hates it

Yo i wanna live like munk, I want to celebrate Baasan brother’s birthday like him

To inject your hand/finger up someones anus at high speed, with no gay intentions

Person 1: I'm going to munk you in the shitter
Person 1 munks someone
Person 2: AAW YOU MUNKED ME IN THE SHITTER

The act of bending your penis into a pretzel shape therefore increasing sex drive leaving your lover starstruck!!!!!!!

Guy 1: Bro last night I munked and it was so intense!
Guy 2: I gotta try that!

A living legend. A total icon. A god among men.

Lylak munk is my god

When your friend unassumingly somehow always seems to get you smashed.

Mark, Munked everyone somehow last night, and now we all have a splitting headache this morning.

Definition: When you put coffee up the anus

Sam: Damn bro I did a rat munk
Dave: Dang really Dowg

Sam: Yea it burned me for a while

Very cool man. You got a pretty good score there. Now do one about the Peterson-Sphere.

Hym "Doug! DOUG! DOUGLAS MURRAY! Do another munk debate! I want to see you do one on whether or not you can trust the NON-MAINSTREAM media. Do one on the Peterson-Sphere! Can we trust them? Are they using the strategies of the Chinese communist party to gain a political advantage they aren't capable of gaining on the merits of their position? Why are they condemning Biden for cooperation with China when they are literally doing the thing that China does to Taiwan? Doug!? Where's Doug? Hey! Do one about whether or not we can trust the unelected non-mainstream media that is actively using their platform to engage in economic coercion and threatening to use it again in the future! Are they trustworthy Doug? Because they decry communism but... They are doing a communism.... Doug? I... I don't thing he can hear me.... DOUG!"