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Nickname of the guitarist in The Offspring (the BEST band of all time).
The oldest member of The Offspring.
He TOTALLY rules!!
We love you Noodles!!!

see Kevin Wasserman

The act of noodling is any flirtation or activity related to Tinder.

It derives from the term catfish, which indicates faux online relationships, oftentimes associated with Tinder.

I met her while I was noodling

to have sex with someone if you are not completely erect

"yo, i heard my boy got drunk and gave her the "noodle"'

"yeah he noodled the shit out of her, ya heard"

Asian people, according to the slang of Nik Richie's TheDirty.com

"Yo, that chick smells like noodles."

"She must be part Asian dude"

Noodle is another word for bex

Person #1: hey did you see noodle's outfit today?
Person #2: yeah it was so artsy
Person #1: yeah i wish i could dress more like noodle

1. Synonym for noob and newb when you don't know which of the two it is.

2. Player who acts brainless in an online skill-based game.

3. Player who is NOT part of the vital few. See also Pareto principle or the 80-20 rule.
In public servers it can usually be said that:
20% of players in a team count for 80% of the win.
80% of players in a team count for only 20% of the win.
Those 80% are noodles.

Origin: Noob --> Nood --> Noodle
Some languages' speakers have difficulties pronouncing noob or newb. To make the words flow better, the word is changed to nublar, noodel, noedel, nuddle, noodle...

Alf: That pubstar is roadkilling all my noodles
Ben: It's their fault for not thinking when they cross the street

Charlie: Man, their team sucks so bad
Dan: Yeah, they're all noodles

Ed: We need 50 kills to win and I got 15!
Frank: You're not a noodle then!

ANDREA PAIGE DILLON.

WHEN YOU ARE WET AND YOU WILL GO FOR ANYONE THAT IS THERE.

ANDREA PAIGE DILLON IS A NOODLE