A fork of Rural Dictionary
The day where tall people can ask a short person anything and they have to do it or if it’s a question then have to answer it
Tall guy: Ayo Madyson
Madyson: what?
Tall guy: be my personal minion for the day
Madyson: hell no
Tall guy: to fuckin bad you can’t say no it’s November 5th so suck it
Madyson: fuck you
Write your friends a letter on how much they mean to you
You: Dear yn, our friendship means the world to me and I’m so glad I met you
Friend: why are you sending me this
You: Because it’s November 5
National true feelings day, you are not allowed to fake a smile like you always do you have to show your true feelings
Guy: how are you Brian?
Brian: good 🙂
Guy: it’s November 5th how do you really feel
Brian: my life sucks!!!
Give your girlfriend your hoodie day
ITS COLD PLEASE GIVE HER YOUR HOODIE
“ It’s November 5th, here’s my hoodie babe!! “
“ Awh thanks babe it’s so cold!! I love you! “
“ I love you too!! “
National hit ander wehner in the balls day. We must all band up together.
Person- it’s November 5! I can finally hit ander wehner in da balls!
Nother person- woohoo!
Today is a day that you have to hit or kick anyone that has a N in there name
Friend: It's November 5.
Friend with N in Name: Shit you get to hit or kick me