A fork of Rural Dictionary
Man alive, check out the pipes on Damon. He just sung the McDonalds jingle spot-on key!! I'm lovin' it!!
the act of using a steel, or lead pipe, to beat upon a person repeatedly.
I totally piped that kid in the face behind the 7-11 last night.
Fucking sweet. Pipe is totally legit, like Slater on Saved by the Bell. It's bona fide like Mike Johnson. Sweet like Yoshi's power slide in Mario Cart. It's rawer than Paris Hilton and realer than Lindsay Lohan.
If you think you know, you have no idea. Pipe is bouncier than Pamela Anderson's boobs on baywatch, its truer than Barry Bonds on steroids, its cool like Vin Diesel in Tokyo Drift but hot like a pound of wasabi in your face.
If you're not pipe, you're nobody.
"Dude, you have a 64" plasma, an infinity pool, and a guitar playing midget!? That's totally pipe!
"That party was pipin', never seen so many hot chicks in my life"
"You met the Dali Llama? That's so pipe!!"
To smoke an illegal drug, specifically heroin.
"If I started piping again, then I'd let everyone down, and I just can't do that."
--Pete Doherty
1. Another word for a male's sexual organ (see penis, cock, ole johnson, dick, sausage etc)
2. Can be used for transporting water around the country
3. You make smoke from it
"I might just check out that bloke's pipe tonight, kerry"
OR
"Ahhh crap I stubbed my toe on that pipe- it's sticking outta the ground...the council oughta do summit bout THAT!"