A fork of Rural Dictionary
A person who is your best friend for a long time but then stab you in the back by dating your boyfriend.
Who is that kissing your boyfriend ? It’s Megan Rogan.
A smart dumb guy. They might seem of average intellect to a bona fide smart guy, nevertheless, they're the resident Einstein at their local gym.
John is actually pretty smart for a meathead, he is Joe Rogan smart. He may not be the sharpest tool in the shed but I think he's done acid and he reads books!
Shitting your brains out on ivermectin
Yo I had covid symptoms so I took some horse paste and had a real Joe Rogan Experience
Sucking your own dick, with or without finishing.
“I’m tired, I think I’m just gonna go home, give myself the Joe Rogan Experience, brush my teeth, and go to sleep.”
An act between a man, a woman and a shemale where the woman takes a long thin shit on the mans penis, which is then slurped off by the shemale. The most difficult part of this sex move, is the fear factor.
Mom: "How did you get shit streaks in the FRONT of your underwear?" Son: "Me and a couple of friends did a dirty joe rogan this morning!" Pablo and Trina were arrested after they tried to get an undercover to perform a "dirty joe rogan"
When a guy takes a dump in a girl's hand and she then jerks him off with that hand using the poop as lube.
I paid this hooker $100 to give me a sloppy Joe Rogan last night.
Out of all possible combinations of events there will always be at least one that will make it possible for someone to be on the Joe Rogan podcast within the space of a week.
Dude I'm so freaked out thinking about "The Joe Rogan Theorem".