A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you're hitting a girl doggy style against a wall, you shove your hips so far forward she breaks her nose on the wall right as you're about to cum. Turn her around and smack her straight in the face and yell "YOURE LEADING MY SLEIGH BALLS TO ORGASM ON CHRISTMAS EVE". And cum on her face.
Yo I'm definitely going to White Rudolph your mother later
Nipples that are the same color as the flesh around them prior to arousal. Post arousal they become a different shade making them easier to see and locate.
Man the girl I was with last night had Rudolph nipples!
A highly offensive, but worth watching for the shock, parody of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" that uses plastic figurines. Thirty minutes long, it copies the original 1964 Christmas special's plot surprisingly accurately, aside from feeling like it was made by the guys who did south park (but somehow even more fucked-up.) I will not give any spoilers at all for the sake of preserving the look horror that will be on your face. Make sure to tell your friends about it too, and soon the whole world will collapse into chaos due to this stupid video. And God (who will rinse his eyes out from seeing you watch this) forbid anyone sees you watching this.
Rudolph the five-legged reindeer... had a very... ok, I'll stand by my word and not sing the rest.
Sit on someone's face with their nose in your asshole, and twist your body side to side, leaving brown marks on their nose.
I'm def gonna give Donna a dirty rudolph tonight.
When you dip your nose in period blood and then she scratches her moot flakes on top of it
“Omg bro, Susan totally gave me a Rudolph On Crack last night. It was like all of my Christmas’s came at once!”
A very cute pair of guinea pigs
Humbug and Rudolph are cute
When a man wipes his fingers along the womans vagina while she is on her perioud then proceeds to rub it on her nose than ejaculate on her face
Kyle "Yo I gave my girl a Rudolph Whiteout"
Malcolm " damn bro thats crazy you deadass pulled a rudoplh white out?