A fork of Rural Dictionary
A delicious meat that may or may not be used to be smoked by some complex people. The fact that it's a greasy meat helps providing a delectable flavour.
I've got to smoke my daily SAUSAGE, does anyone have a lighter...?
The act of having sex.
They were up all night having sausage. See Blackadder the third ("Sausage Time!")
The act of having squeezed one's self into excessively tight clothing to the point where one cannot move and the buttons are screaming for mercy often resulting in an unflattering look.
She sausaged herself into the jeans she wore in high school resulting in a muffin top!
The art of having your way with a family member.
Daddy would you like some sausage?
An extremly annoying beer guzzler.
Somone who claims to know everything about everything.
that stupid sausage,he's such a pain in the ass
the knowledge of sausage, interrupting conversations to bore you with dribble