A fork of Rural Dictionary
On this day may 29th if you have a bf suck his dick
Babe can u suck my dick? Yes it’s national suck your boyfriends dick day
Takes place every year on July 1st
Just tell a white girl to suck your paki dick they derseve it
white girl: goodmorning baby
brown girl: suck my paki dick hoe, it’s national tell a white girl to suck your paki dick day
This wonderful holiday falls on May 20th
Him: Baby you know what day it is?
Her: Of course I do! It's the International Suck a dick day!! I ve been looking forward to it since last time!! Cant wait babe!
April 12th is the day you suck the fuck outta yo thugizzles dick. You must suck his dick and swallow 12 times throughout the whole day. Once again Rey cannot suck anyone's dick
Hey Diana are you participating in National suck dick day Not applicable to Rey?
Yes but I can and will only suck Rey’s dick
On May 13th Guadalupe gets on her hands and knees for Joseph’s dick.
“Lupita you know what day it is right?”
“Oh you talking about-
“Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day, now get down.”
Apr 13 any girl can suck gabbbes dick
Oh, it's April 13, I better suck gabbbes dick today because it's National suck gabbbe' s dick day
Suck my dick bitch. If u don't you are racist!
Woman: "Hey it's national suck a dick day and I'm not racist so take your pants off!"
Man: "OK bitch!"