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Bodonn Swanson

One of the best television show characters out there. Bodonn Swanson's Wild Adventure was a hit show that began to blossom and show much success to the youth with a good slapstick comedy

Have you seen the new Bodonn Swanson episode?

by jxkflnxvcijzgokhgv October 31, 2022

Hot Swanson

Drinking cum out of a shot glass

Did you hear Dansby gave Mallory a hot Swanson last night?

by jlb717 September 22, 2021

THE SWANSON

Getting a hand job from your Mother In Law

I went to my family Thanksgiving dinner and got THE SWANSON.

by DatsFukdUp December 02, 2020

TJ Swanson

beautiful handsome respectful gentlemen that yells very appropriate words at other gamers on the platform. A Rust Farmer and A Very Respect Gentlemen to his so now girlfriend luna

That guy has to be a TJ Swanson

by kalicosolostheowlrd October 09, 2022

Swanson

The neighbor that when you see him coming you cringe knowing he either needs your mower, a tool or wants to drink beer all night.

Oh fuck here comes Swanson, I wonder what it’s gonna be this time.

by Joey Kotts October 19, 2020

swanson

(noun)
The ring of puffy flesh that swells up around the outer edge of the sphincter, after a particularly lengthy and vigorous transaction.

Named for the notorious Pastor Kevin Swanson, who preaches that people who have sex with animals wish to team up with homosexuals to achieve world domination.

"Dude, check out the swanson on my Malamut! One step towards global domination!"

by Monocled General April 17, 2017

SWANSON

an individual with glasses and blonde hair. This could be anyone but it always will look like swanson

yo look its swanson
that kid looks like swanson
lil swanson over there

by Morgmaster6969 September 29, 2023