A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of shitting in the top tank of a toilet (usually not your own)
Jeramy Russell gave the Shell station a top tanker after dude said we were too drunk to buy beer. When he was done, I pulled the ol' dry docker.
The non PC version of Chelsea Tractor
Here comes Lydia in her new Range Rover Wanker Tanker. There goes the disabled space at Waitrose
a stinky fart usaly by eating beans or chickpeas
jeremy tanker shoted in the midle of the class
To coax the highest damage to HAAT, by tickling the undercarriage of General Grievous
Riddy tickles Grievous balls to climax he is the Tame Tanker