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-verb (used without object)

1. to defecate in a common area without provocation

The drunken, boisterous roommate shamelessly monked in the TV room.

Monk is a fairly misunderstood detective. He has OCD, which, although the abbreviation for "obsessive compulsive disorder", should be the abbreviation for "obsessive compulsive detective".
I'm also misunderstood. I need to straighten slanted things and correct grammatical and spelling errors. I also have the tendency to close doors. Up until the word "doors" there were 47 words in this entry. So, I'm going to add words to make that number a multiple of 13, my favourite number. Note: numbers aren't words.

Monk is a fairly misunderstood detective. He has OCD, which, although the abbreviation for "obsessive compulsive disorder", should be the abbreviation for "obsessive compulsive detective".

Originates from the term monkfishing, which means to fish for a monk (an attractive women) in a bar or social environment.

Monk is used to describe a stunning women.

Shit check out that monk over there, she is awesome!

Mate I hooked up with the fittest monk last night

1. a friend or acquaintance

2. a greeting to a friend or acquaintance used in a similar manner is "homeboy", "vato", "g", and "homey ill skillet".

1. Steve-o is awesome. He is such a monk.

2. What up monk?

To monk is to be OCD. 110% organized.

Buck monked out the warehouse. It was OCD clean.

an idiot; somone who acts dumb.
It's used primarily when you don't want to swear, but you want to get your point out.

Wow, I can't believe you just said that. Stop being a monk!
You're such a monk!

We should reject humanity and return to this

Person: “we should revert to monke”
Person 2: “ok then”
Person 1 and 2: *reverts to monke*