A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you wake up with crust in your eyes and think you can get an extra five minutes of sleep but you wake up like five hours later on accident.
*Alarm rings*
Kevin: Oh damn I’m tired maybe I can get five more minutes of sleep... Zzz
*five hours later*
Kevin: OH SHIT I TIME TRAVELED!
when people travel to other places and times
(e.g. when a person from 3018 goes to the year 1995, that would mean time travel)
The act of two men whipping out their dicks, and touching the tips together. Once the tips have made contact, the men spin their dicks around, clockwise at incredible speed. If enough speed is built up, it will cause the two of them to travel forward in time. If they spin their dick counter-clockwise, they will go backwards in time. If during this process, the tips lose contact, the world will explode.
"Hey Jim! Do you want to time travel with me?"
Sorry but T'pol said that the Vulcan high council determined time travel is impossible
The Vulcan high council determined time travel is impossible
ITS A GREAT GAME WOHOO
WOW HAVE YOU PLAYED TIME TRAVEL ADVENTURES??
A thing from the fnaf books where a an old ball pit somehow can go back in time opens up the possibility of springtrap being in a medieval suit of armour and is incredibly stra age and stupid
Guy 1 : hey did you hear the new fnaf game takes place in Medivail times how is that possible
Guy 2 : time traveling ball pit that’s how