A fork of Rural Dictionary
The best person to be together with for your whole life. He is the type of person to act really toxic and dumb when talking to really close friends but generally a really loving and respectful person who would do anything in the world to make sure his girlfriend is always happy and feels safe around him. Dalton is very hardworking and never gives up and is determined in his workouts and exercises. Not only that, He is probably the bestest friend you will ever have in the entire universe. If you get the chance to be talking to a Dalton, you need to be with him and not lose your only best opportunity.
Janice: Babe, you know I talked to a really cute guy called Dalton
Amanda: O. M. G girlll you must be so lucky to have him!
Janice: Yeah, its like a dream!!!!
Amada: Im so jealous
Dalton is perfect. He is soft and kind, but strong and courageous. He is quite, which is a breath of fresh air compared to the screaming and egotistic assholes that seem to be everywhere. His swoon worthy blue eyes compliment his big and genuine smile. His brown hair is curly. He is extremely kind and will do anything for those he loves. He’s not an instigator of conflict, but will not back down from defending someone. He’s thoughtful and sweet. He’s perfect.
I never should have let Dalton go. He’s everything I’ve ever looked for.
Drinking so much that you perform amazing feats for society’s benefit.
“Did you hear? Daltonism cured racism!”
“I’m gonna perform an act of Daltonism tonight”
“What are you talking about?”
“I’m gonna get super drunk and start vanquishing racism so Obama will finally give me that award!”
dalton is a complete asshole who is a liar and only cares about himself. he goes from one girl to another and likes to take advantage of them.”. he is freaky and a complete nerd with a big ego. dalton also claims he has a huge dick like that’s gonna make up for his awful personality.
dalton has dated the entire population
a sweetie who won't stop sending me anime boobs.
you've gotta stop paps.
rlly.
me: hey-
dalton: sends a bunch of big boobers////
me: aaAAAAAAAaAAAAAaA
A sign of dominance when the girl kisses only the tip of the penis. it is of the utmost importance no sucking or tongue is involved.
Girl 1: what did you get on that test?
Girl 2: well i had a D but i gave him the Dalton and he changed it to an A
Someone who has had sexual relations with 9 different women and when they have had relations with a 10th woman will celebrate because of this fact.
"My name is Dalton. I have had relations with 9 women and will celebrate when I have had relations with a 10th person/ mess"