A fork of Rural Dictionary
Goot Mont. Drop the knowledge; dome; head piece; anything referring to head
I got the goot mont last night
A damn nice car made from 1970-1988 and then brought back in 1995. The best years of these cars are 1973-1977. Not 78 and newer (sorry Monte Guy). These cars are cliche'd for being low riders and are heavy as hell, but can and do make a good sleeper. These cars can also take a lot of punishment which is why a lot of people use them as demolition derby or circle track cars.
Check out that awesome red and white 1976 Monte Carlo. He sure smoked that '70 Chevelle.
Someone who hurts everyone because they can.
Someone who acts superior just because he was brought up in a rich family.
In short, someone whose attitude sucks because he/ she bullies everyone around him/ ber.
I’ve known it all along, my bestfriend is a Joaquin Montes. She constantly bullies the shit out of me, and I let her before because I didn’t know any better.
Denotes a sex act whereby one coats thier cock in raspberry jam and ass fucks another person.
This freaky ho couldnt get enough so I gave her the monte christo so she would shut the hell up and I could get some sleep.
The coolest guy ever every girl wants him he ride motorcycles with his hades on and picks up females everyone wishes they were Joey Theres only one Joey and he lives in Rotterdam he has the sweetest personality and is caring and not afraid to meet people and talk to people
Joey monte so cool I wish he was my bf
A dirty montes occurs when a man and a woman engage in anal sex, then the man takes his penis and inserts it into the woman's nose.
During a drunk night of sex, my friend gave this girl a dirty montes.
Alexandre Montes is a Conor McGregor wannabe.
He is known for banging every fucking girl who isn't of his native country
You so fucking Alexandre Montes