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A person online who chooses causes, catastrophies, and news events to support OR boycott. Pat-Pat Commando's read about something online or hear half of a story on the news and then choose to take a stance in an effort to collect as many "Pat-Pats" from Efriends as possible. The Pat-Pat Commando typically communicates through every-single-effing forum and social network they can find and typically leave said network if they do not receive the correct amount of attention to suit their drama ridden narcissistic needs.
Hey! Did you see what that Pat-Pat Commando posted? She is on her politically correct high horse calling people racists again.
someone who just got played by someone that hides behind meds and shrinks. And thinks she had all the answers. His life is not perfect but its better then the bitch that cries nuts!!!
Wow Pat just got Fucked over by a crazy bitch
A “Pats” is a swimbait used to catch monster Bass, the original bait was carved from the handle of Thor’s hammer. Pat found Thor’s hammer handle while “shore banging” a lake near Mount Olympus. It is said the person in possession of this original bait is the only person that can create a working pats bait. “Pats” are created by adding holy water to the original during a lunar eclipse and the original can then “re-produce” similar to mogwai. Each reproduction can yield anywhere between 2-7 baits. Patsbaits.com was the first website ever created and it broke the internet. This happened in the year 1832. It took until the 1970’s for the internet to be repaired and put back in use the way we see today and that is why you cannot find pats on the internet. It has been said that there are currently only 3 largemouth bass in existence over 30lbs. Those 3 fish are all waiting for a “Pats”. Fish have been seen leaving water in search of a pats to eat. There was once a Young boy that could not walk, his father placed a Pats on the end of a stick and mounted it over his shoulder. That young boys name was Usain Bolt.
Santa: What would you like for Christmas?
Boy: A Unicorn
Santa: Be realistic.
Boy: I’ll take a “Pats”
Santa: What color Unicorn do you want?
A dirty, arrogant, stubborn, juicehead, mamma's boy, spoiled, stupid kid who thinks he is a hot-shot model. He is a college drop-out, the worst football college player in school history. He thought he was a superstar among boys in college. He got jabbed by Ali in the club. Campi scared him a couple of times. Fatnose called him out a couple times. The crew vandalized his room and treated it like a new york subway. He never wanted any beef with the gorilla in the crew!!
Hey Pats not home..... Lets go into his room and go shopping!! Hey Pats not home.... Lets go use up all his cologne...
The art of lightly touching a womans breast, touching it again before moving in for more of a grope.
Dave adopted the Pat Pat Grope technique whilst out Ferreting last night.
Retired NFL Punter/Kicker for the Indianapolis Colts. Has large thighs.
I am wearing my Pat McAfee jersey