A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of sounding a penis with a small bottle of hot sauce, then emptying it’s contents into the urethra right before ejaculation and removing the bottle. This causes the ejaculant to mix with the hot sauce, causing a burning euphoric orgasm that can last up to 20 minutes.
“Did you hear the President last night? Sounded like a red hot Russian was giving him a red hot rattlesnake.”
A medicated topical preparation that's purportedly intended to soothe muscle-pain/stiffness, but is so horrendously powerful/concentrated (think, the searingly-strong stuff that Laurel Jr. spilled onto Hardy Jr.'s behind after accidentally shooting him with the BB gun in the movie "Brats", with predictably hysterical-screaming-and-writhing results) that the unfortunate user of said concoction actually feels like it's murdering ("eliminating") him.
Perhaps Achmed didn't get his flesh removed by the "premature detonation" of his suicide-bomb --- on the show, it is stated that Achmed's son AJ had "sent him a bottle of skin-lotion" as a gift, so maybe it was actually Rattlesnake Bill's eliminiment, and it literally dissolved the flesh right off him. It's no wonder, then, that the resentful Achmed later contemptuously "sent him back half a bottle", and that AJ now looks largely "skeletonized", just like his body-less dad... probably HE tried some of the eliminiment on HIMSELF, with similarly-horrific results.
When a guy grows out his pubes, puts beads in them, and then shakes them to let his lady know he’s primed and ready
I was gonna go to bed, but then I heard my BF doing The Rattlesnake and I knew it was game on
Male thong worn by a person with STDs. Also see banana hammock.
"That stripper rocks a rattlesnake hammock, not a banana hammock."
A male thing filled with STDs. See banana hammock
"That stripper rocks a rattlesnake hammock, so I wouldn't bring him home."
When male shakes penis back and forth while peeing with female on knees with eyes and mouth open
Kelsey was being a bad girl so I gave her The Texas Rattlesnake
While a girl eats your ass, you shit on her face while shaking your ass like a rattlesnake.
I was cleaning for 5 hours after the Toledo Rattlesnake last night.