A fork of Rural Dictionary
A Female that will do Sexual Favors just to get a high off of methamphetamine.
Man 1: damn man you see that bangin' chick over there?
Man 2: Hell yea, too bad shes a Shard Whore
1. When you take an unusually sharp shit. So sharp that it comes out wearing a tux, a top hat and a monocle.
2. Mr. hanky all dolled up.
1. Before my fundraiser last night, I dropped a few poop shards and decided last minute to allow the fanciest one to accompany me as my date. We turned heads.
A person who searches for pieces of crystal meth, usually for hours on end on their hand and knees.
(1)What is wrong with you? Stop that! Fucking shard hunter.
(2)Eva looks so hurting when shes shard hunting.
The act of searching every last cubic millimeter for a microscopic amount of jib in any area where crystal meth has been smoked.
A Shard Hunter.
(1) Wheres Danny? Hes in the garage on Shard Partol!
(2) Wow it must be so Hurtt!! Every time they get high they go on Shard Patrol
The act of digging in the carpet, usually by a tweaker, in search of small fragments of methamphetamine that were dropped. In most cases there is no methamphetamine found. A sure sign that this has occurred is nice, neat, little piles of trash several feet from one another on the carpet that have been raked up by the tweaker while on his or her conquest.
Carl, get out of the goddamn floor! Quit shard farming! You didn't drop any dope!
( shard barbie ) A fancy dirtleg without diseases. The "SB" has her own sack of shards and has a place to go when she is done fuckin with you
She's ain't a dirtleg she's a shard barbie