A fork of Rural Dictionary
A tootie rat is a child that takes bites out of everything and leaves it. When you have a Tootie Rat you will find things like a stick of butter with a bite missing or an apple in the fruit bowl missing a bite.
That little Tootie Rat got into the fridge again.
Awww look at this barking tootie!!
My barking tootie keeps eating way too much and pissing everywhere.
This barking tootie in my building keeps barking all night.
When your just so high, beyond high, feeling like on a different planet
“Dude, I’m so zooty tootie right now”
Comical name for the clarinet. Specifically describes the way the instrument is played.
'Ben plays the Tooty Flute.'
'Yep, he sure does.
when a woman has to shit really bad but has not had it in her butt for a very long time, the shit will come out her pussy. similar to how milk can come out your nose.
i was fuckin this bitch, and she must have had to shit real bad because i looked down and next thing i know there was TOOTY JUICE all over my dick.
a sexual act involving shitting in someone else's ass, normally between 2 men
see also taco filling
I think i caught polio from that rootie tootie with Chuck the other night.