Country Dictionary

A masive erection or penis extended to full size

Check out that dudes tromboner

It's a glorified slide whistle. That's it

What's that horrid sound? Oh that's a trombone!

when rimming a man, reaching round and stroking him off

he was such a homo, he always was a tromboner

a person who has no life, except for their trombone, and they have bowel problems, and yellow teeth. they normally respond to the name of dookie pants

Adam and Harrison are tromboners because they have no life.

A slidey trumpet. Also a double sub-contrabass flute( with a tuning slide)

The trombone is a magnificent slidey trumpet.

1. A girl who use's both hands to suck you off.

Damn, Melissa Gave Me That Trombone Last Night Seriously! 1. She gave me some good head last night! 2. She swallowed everything! 3. She sucked me off properly! 4. She's very educated, she gives good brain 5. She kept sucking me off light a newborn baby on a bottle.

when a women blows into your penis while she is preforming or sex. in the manner of a trombone.

Glenn: " Hey bro, how was that tromboner last night?" Justin: " Lets just say that her music teacher tought her well!"