A fork of Rural Dictionary
Person who was born/raised in Venezuela or has venezuelan family.
"I'm venezuelan" "that girl from the club was venezuelan"
The practice when someone shoves ice cube up there ass specifically Venezuelan and keeps the ice cold. When the person has to shit it will come out of there ass and raise them from the ground
Pabloto:Dude i just did a Venezuelan ice rocket and it felt amazing Rick:please get help
The sexual act of a naked man doing a handstand while resting his legs against a wall (or pressing himself between two walls so he’s not touching the floor) while a partner (or multiple) beats his genitals with a stick until he has an orgasm (candy) or falls.
Mike had to call in sick because he was still sore from being the Venezuelan piñata at his girlfriends party.
When a man forces his wife to eat a urinal cake covered in semen and forcibly kidnaps her to Venezuela. After 2 days the man comes out of the hotel shower ass-naked and shits all over the woman's face before rubbing the shit off with his bare dick and making his wife deep throat it for 16 hours straight. After all of that the woman has to endure her husband choking her to death with a giant piece of Swiss cheese, before the man fucks the dead body until his dick gets stuck. He then cuts off his dick and eats the decomposed vagina with 87% of his dick still inside. The tasty vagina is a Venezuelan Cheescake.
Your Fat Mom: I think John just made some Venezuelan Cheescake. Police: FUKIN MURDERUR KIL HIMM NOWOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW!~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!