Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

deer whistle

A slang term for a marijuana cigarette. Often used during hunting in the Bruce county of Ontario to attract deer who have a scent for the sticky-icky.

Roll me up a few loose deer whistles would ya? I'm going after that fucker I hit with my car

by Tall Drink of Water December 12, 2013

whistle swinger

When you cheat on your wife with the radio co-host in the booth.

Damn, who knew that this radio show would lead to a whistle swinger!

by peyoteee June 03, 2020

whistle penis

A Whistle penis is when a dick is fully erect but still curverd down in the shape of a whistle

Im watching a porno and this guy has a whistle penis

by Whistle penisNator February 19, 2018

whistling-canadian

a blowjob from a 5 dollar hooker with maple syurp in her mouth

Dam white boy wishes he could get a whistling-canadian.

by abe the jue May 19, 2007

grenade whistle

a device, usually a vuvuzela, used to warn those within hearing distance that grenades are present in large numbers. Proper use of a grenade whistle can be seen on The Jersey Shore

*fat ugly gang of girls approach*
Mike: Blow the grenade whistle!

by IllekGink March 30, 2011

whistle whipped

when someone, usually a stripper, jerks off a cock

You go down to the end of bourbon street to get your whistle whipped for cheap.

by JGJG April 03, 2008

Whistling Gandalf

Verb: When a man with a long beard gives head and wraps his beard around the shaft.

Dude, Gimli gives the best whistling Gandalfs.

by WalksN2Mordor March 08, 2017