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A group of friends (all male) who compete to see who is the most gay, usually by grabbing each others asses, putting arms around each other, and occasionally but not frequently giving each other raspberries and or making out softly while whacking each others flacid wangs off. One can become a zonk boy by learning the dreaded quad HJ technique. At the end of every week, zonk boy ranking come out, and the game starts over.

Hey, larry look over there! Those zonk boys are sure gay! think i could become one?

In the midwest, used as another word for cool, or fly.

Later bro, stay zonked.

A marshy region of Nyassaland populated by Zangdoos and Doozangs. Also, a word used to describe knocking someone on the head while saying "Meep Zonk!".

I crept up behind him and gave him a Meep Zonk - after which he kicked me in the gorguts with FULL FORCE!

v. A subtle way of asking someone to fuck.

Hey Brandon, do you wanna zonk out?

Wow, I'm tired, Let's zonk out together, in my bed.

To receive a score of 0 when playing zonk.

Simeon zonked out on his first turn today.

Someone who is extremely drunk/high that they've lost all sense of control and emotion. Being zonked off the goose usually results in an enjoyable experience but can be dangerous and must be practiced with caution

Yooo Tatum was zonked off the goose at the party

When a man falls asleep in basketball shorts or loose boxers allowing his wiener to become visible through the leg hole.

Steve said, "Wake me up later, I'm going to zonk out with my donk out."