A fork of Rural Dictionary
What everyone is saying to themselves in 2020, until it inevitability gets worse.
Person: "So, foreign conflicts, wild fires, Covid 19, protests, It can't get any worse." Time traveler: "Oh, don't worry, Covid 19 will be the least of our worries in a few months, by the way to do you have a Geiger counter on you? That will become useful soon."
You’re basically an NPC if you’re not in Gryffindor.
Oh you were sorted into any house but Gryffindor?? You’re definitely not the main character.
Used to change the topic of discussion very subtly
Gf: How tf can you cheat on me with my own father??!!! Me: Are you giving any competitive exams this year? Gf: No
Person a: don’t do it Person b: FIND OUT HOW MUCH YOUR CARS WORTH AT WE BUY ANY CAR DOT COM Person a: now that’s going to be stuck in my head for the rest of my life
The moment of sudden and great revelation or realization that oneself requires a spliff (marijuana cigarette). Derives from the word epiphany.
Spliff Richard: "Gosh Darren, I've just had an amazing Espliffphany (eh-spliff-any) , Let's go smoke a spliff." Darren: "Noice."
It means your vary tough Nails for breakfast with no milk was something from hat show spongebob squarepants wher the main character spongebob tries to go to a place called the salty spittoon
Fish: Welcome to the salty spitoon how tough are you Other fish: how tough am i?! How tough am i?! I had a bowl of nails for breakfast this morning! Fish: yeah so? Other fish: Without any milk. Fish: right this way sorry to keep you waiting Nails for breakfast without any milk
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