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A Lag Wheeler is a player who combines spinning or running in circles, with connection issues to other players, (I.E. lag, frame rate drops, etc.), in order to become an unstoppable killing-machine, and a little bitch.

"Trust me, don't go near that guy." "Why?" "He's a goddamn Lag Wheeler." "Shit son."

An amazing guy (sometimes referred to as a goober) who just takes time doing things. :)

Awh he’s so cute but he’s lagging a bit finishing up his homework.

When your on the computer and you have "good" internet connection and it randomly starts going slow

OMFG DUDE, My computer is lagging again!

When your playing a video-game online and get connection interrupted.

Dude 1: “Hey we’re lagging” Dude 2: “No, we’re moving like dogs.”

A prisoner transport van. A lag is an informal term for a prisoner in the UK and a lorry is a British term for a truck.

The inmate got taken to court in a lag lorry.

When one's lag in a video game causes them to randomly slide around as though they are ice skating.

My connection is so bad I'm just lag skating around! This sucks!

When you need to shit but nothing comes out and then it comes back to haunt you 10 minutes later

Sorry bro I need to leave, I got Shit lag in the bathroom and I swear it’s coming back now and it’s HUGE!