Country Dictionary

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Shipping Nuts

The act of cuming out of at least a second story window and a girl catching it in her mouth

Mom: Honey its time for supper
Son: Not now mom I wont be done shipping nuts till sunrise

by Nofuckyoufuckyoufuckyou May 15, 2020

drop-shipping

Refers to da deplorable practice of not even bringing yer mailpiece to yer doorstep; da lazy-a** delivery-van driver merely leans out his window and dumps yer package at da roadside.

Ace Ventura took da concept of "drop-shipping" to a whole new level, in dat he not only repeatedly allowed da box of crockery to fall on da hard pavement, but he also forcefully bunted said unfortunate cardboard carton long distances and slammed it into walls and doors, so dat da box and its contents were totally "battered 'n' shattered" by da time it reached its "a**h**e" recipient.

by QuacksO March 04, 2023

drop-shipping

Refers to careless package-delivery methods where said parcels receive multiple hard thuds on cement and/or gravel during their journey; sometimes da carrier may not even have da courtesy to actually stop his vehicle to give you your box, but instead will simply toss da package out da door of his van at you as he's whizzing by; extra points if he also propels it off da running-board wif a boot-bunt, for good measure.

Jim Carrey demonstrates da classic act of drop-shipping in da opening moments of "Ace Ventura --- Pet Detective", where he purposely abuses da carton of assorted crockery on its way to da slovenly deadbeat-ex's apartment, resulting in incredibly beat-up cardboard and a harsh rattly jangly sound dat obviously indicates dat everything got broken inside.

by QuacksO May 25, 2021

School Ships

School ships is a slang for relationships in school. Many are uploaded to TikTok and it's an easy way for people to figure out who is in your school. There's examples of this on TikTok.

School Ships (aka: relationships)
name and name
name + name

by randomperson49623 May 26, 2024

ship stat

Short for ‘Relationship Status’. The status of one’s current relationship (single, in a relationship, it’s complicated, divorced, separated, etc).

“Damn, that guy is hot. Do you know his ship stat?”

by jjjosh December 25, 2017

N-ship

A relationship/friendship based on one persons need for another person's drivers license.

Superficial.

Did you about Ebize and Flex? What an N-ship! She's TOTES getting used. Fack.

by drajir February 01, 2010

chilling at the space ship

Relax and be calm

Don't worry. Chill at the space ship. I'm always chilling at the space ship.

by Anderson Turis May 12, 2014