A fork of Rural Dictionary
An ailment that causes a man to start growing a moistie where their balls used to be. Causes include fear of losing to a superior competitor and fear of the pussy whip.
Dane told his friends that he could not come out tonight because he had to do his washing. At this point there was two loud pops and a sudden rush of moistness in his underderps. He had indeed come down with the dreaded Vaginitis Battyee Disease.
Folding paper or food items into the shape of a vagina
That cream dripping from that burrito wrap is a fine example of vaginal origami
Definition: to make into a pussy.
Ex 1. That kid was only vaginalizing himself, he hasn't really followed through.
Ex 2. He is bluffing and will only just vaginalize himself later.
vuh ji, na, lize
someonne who is NOT slaying
"girl your vaginalizing" "bestie did NOT vaginalize she ate"
A word oftentimes used by ultra-traditional nutcases who don't actually know anything about the human anatomy, nor how testosterone works, or any enzymes, or basic aspects of the human anatomy. It's commonly used as an alarm to everybody in a 50 mile radius that you're a fucking idiot.
"Being Vaginated is the process of striping a man of his proper level of testosterone is complete."
"Dude, what the fuck are you talking about? Are you off of your medication again?"
A spontaneous abortion while having coitus with your pregnant girlfriend.
"We can always try again babe, this was just a vaginal surprise."
a woman's belief that all she has to do is show up and take off her clothes when she is having sex, as opposed to actually moving.
Her vaginal conceit is off the chain. She doesn't move at all during sex.