Country Dictionary

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Farmer

farmer - a gamer that collects resources rather then fighting.

"server 20 is the most powerful server in the game!" ..."yeah, but they are all farmers"

by Legend daily March 30, 2021

Jack Farmer

An Annoying Kid Who Eats Bosco Sticks Very Wierd and Sexual

Jack Farmer Your so Weird, Why do you eat bosco sticks like that

by Cade The Loser April 17, 2017

Farmer's Wife

The act of harvesting a fresh ear of corn from a field or garden, schucking it, then fucking your partner with it.

The other day when my wife and I went to the store we passed a corn field. I immediately pulled over and gave her the ole Farmer's Wife!

by BadDaddy88 September 08, 2021

gold farmer tan

(noun) the lack of pigment in one's skin due to infrequent exposure to sunlight as a result of playing video games. Most applicable during the summer months, a gold farmer's tan is the sign of staying inside on what would be considered a beautiful day. The term is not limited to those of fair complexion as it corresponds more to the actions of those who forego spending time outside for the comfort of the indoors. Origins of the term point back to a farmer's tan in which one's exposure to sunlight is limited to the forearms and neck. The other part comes from gold farming which is the practice of spending inordinate amounts of time in virtual game environments for the purpose of monetary gain. Both terms, when combined, take on a new meaning as a pejorative for the actions of heavy video game users.

The forecast for the next week is all above 90°F, looks like my brother will be working on his gold farmer tan.

by AspiringKnowItAll July 07, 2012

Dick Farmers

A couple who only produce offspring of the male variety.

Jane: All my children are boys

Nathan: Your a Dick Farmers

by GibbonLips December 06, 2024

Dick Farmers

A couple who only produce offspring of the male variety.

Jane: All my children are boys

Nathan: Your a Dick Farmers

by GibbonLips December 06, 2024

farmers purse

A non chalant way of saying cunt in public

Matt you tattery old farmers purse come have a pint with us don't be a cunt

by Dasboot93 October 12, 2017