A fork of Rural Dictionary
A drug dat makes you stupid enough to have faith in a charlatan with a glass sphere.
Some self-proclaimed fortune-tellers may actually believe in da claptrap dat they are spouting, so maybe they themselves are smoking a little crystal myth of their own!
A.K.A. Wade Gordon. A real dick if you ask me.
“Fuck you Dick Crystal!!!!!!”
the best big brother ever #bonerduo
crystal cdrmanti is my favorite person in the whole entire world