A fork of Rural Dictionary
Female method of watering the lemon tree.
Madge was so pissed last night that she had to cop a widdly squat on my dads lemon tree.
The act of defecting across somebody's forehead to retaliate against their words and/or actions.
Gavin just got done Oshkosh Squatting on Hannah's forehead.
When you "sit" on a persons social media page and wait for a new post to come up so you can like and comment it.
"I'm waiting for jimmy to post another one from his vacation..."
"Cyber squatting is just creepy dude."