A fork of Rural Dictionary
A term used in reference for an unexpected moment, or one that lacks sense
How do you say Squid in Ranch?
When a man takes his enormous cock and swings it as hard as he can against the face of a helpless woman. Resulting in an unconscious, tooth missing, face bleeding, cum covered and demoralized woman. the term dated back to the early settlement days where pilgrims use to conduct this act on Native American woman in longhouses and wigwams. The first male to successfully conduct a "SQUID SLAM" was John smith. Walt Disney was trying to document this act in the movie Pocahontas but the scene was removed to to funding. It was later seen in a three second apperence in the movie SpaceJam and was performed my Micheal Jordan. He then retires a few years shortly after the release of the film.
Dude! Last night I asked my girl if she wanted to spice things up and she said of hell yeah you son of a bitch! .....so I squid slammed her as hard as I could! I then spent the next 9 hours in the ER. Good. The only good thing about it was when I was explaining the story to the nurse she was diggin the Squid Slam and asked if I could show her..... so I did while the old lady was still passed out.
A spineless group of people with no morals or respect, whom lacks brain cells.
Look at those deep fried squid pancakes!!!
A new Motorcycle rider, called a Squid, does not tuck in zee shirt and gets a sunburn on zee back.
After the long sunny ride the squid had an awesome squid stamp on zee back.
when you take the ink from a squid and smear it on his/her ass cheeks and then lick it off..
Dan: yo jason you get anything from rob?
Jason: no.. i wanted to give rob a squid tattoo but he was a vegatarian
What happens when you are chewing on your pen and the ink gets all over your mouth and chin.
Mary got squid mouth when she got lost in Jared's eyes.