A fork of Rural Dictionary
Dean Teceno is a true and true Italian-American Hero. Born before words, wiser than Trees. Though on speculated, its thought he singlehandedly wiped the Ottoman Empire from history, and he once even built a church for the new community, which was promptly destroyed. He likes red pandas and dislikes Heath bars. He has gargantuan BALLS. He does not speak Dutch(canonically). Dean may let it mellow when it's yellow, but if it's brown, you can bet your ass he'll flush it down.
Me: yo Dean you wanna hop on xbob?
Dean Teceno: I just put a Wendy's burger in my pocket and I am heading downstairs.
Randin:
Danny: I have a bomb
When you give a girl the long stroke and procees to bruise her cervix but she still comes back aggressively for more
Hey have you ever been plowed by cody before? Because i heard hes the dean of dicking?
Verb.
During intercourse, the man stuffs the womans vagina with ground beef, as much as will fit. Afterwards, she pushes to force the newly formed log out into something that barely resembles a log of jimmy dean ground beef
Man 1: I heard you got pretty weird with the wife last night
Man 2: yeah, I jimmy dean'd her. She wasnt too happy about it
Kyle Dean Pitchford is the most handsome man in the entire world. He is so very sweet, loving, and caring. He will roast anyone out of love and is not afraid to make anyone laugh. Any girl would be beyond lucky to be with him because he would treat her like a princess. His personality will light up a room and put anyone into a good mood. Kyle Dean Pitchford is the most amazing perfect boyfriend you could ever imagine and would do anything to make you smile.
That man is so handsome and funny. He must be a Kyle Dean Pitchford.
**Jackson Dean**: Jackson Dean is a very hot, sweet and caring guy. He is talented and his Tik Toks are a gift to humanity. He is a literal king! Everyone loves him, we all know why.
Jackson Dean is a hottie.
A huge rundown estate segregated from the rest of the town that is used to express someone’s attraction towards a woman. There are levels to the phrase for example if an attractive 6/10 is being friendly with you behind the counter as you pay for your shopping, when you leave you might turn to your friend and say you’d take her to the old dean. However if you see an 8/10 or above and are really getting the horn you might let out a “ooooogghhhhh” after she’s walked past and say that you’d take her to the old dean and back! The highest level of old dean is taking a girl to the top of the old dean tower and back down again, this can be done multiple times.
On a Separate note it can also be used to express levels of other states of being. For example after a night of raving on Dizz, Ket, or whatever your vitamins of choice are, you finally tuck into multiple jeffreys/biftas/zutes and are absolutely chonged. Your mate asks if you are alright as you are chewing your face off while looking like you’ve just discovered the meaning of life whilst staring at some wallpaper, you may reply that you are chonged to the old dean and back (levels of old dean apply here too)
“OGGGGHHH MATE!!! Did you see that blonde that just walked past? Fuck ME I would take her to the old dean and BACK!” “I’d take her to the top of the old dean tower and back down again at least 8 times a week!! Fucking hell” “yeah I’d take her to the old dean” “I am absolutely Fucking chonged to the old dean and back” “I am absolutely old deaned mate fuckin hell mate”
When getting intimate with your significant other, you allow your fellow animal companion to lick the genitalia without giving a sign a warning.
"Your fellow animal companion must also be named Dean."
She liked my Rizz so much I was straight bussin' when I gave her the Sneaky Dean last night.